Make him chase the chunk!...

Once "mad men" start coming your way, you can rest assured you are really famous!
And when you see subtitles, you are a Star!
Comme moi!...

I was supposed to be Samantha...

Excellent advice for a stunning figure!

I missed you! I admit it!
I have a confession to make.
Before rumours start spreading, hear it from the horse:
I was on a meditating exercise. Lots of other famous people were there... But, I can't say more...
It was fabulous! We weren't supposed to speak for a whole week, which was rather difficult at first but then so "Children of a lesser God"!
Like a spa for my voice!
Anyway...
Here's a little something from my "better half":

Travis Davenport

Why are all the really cute men never credited, can anyone tell me?
Why do we keep their names (and numbers) a secret?
Yes, this is Audrey Tautou AND Travis Davenport people!
Height : 6'2"
Chest: 37.5
Waist:30.5
Men Shoe: 11
Hair: Light Brown
Eyes: Green
Travis has a twin brother named Brian who also is a model.
Can you imagine? If let's say, if, you get rejected, you have another chance!...

My future boyfriend is now 1 year old...

Me and my friend Madonna have so many things in common. Success, fans, recognition...We also follow kabbalah and have the same taste in men apparently! I have to admit that I was recently mistaken, when I saw this picture in a magazine and I said to myself: "Quite old this new boy, Madonna is fighting to adopt"... Blame it on the skin tone I guess! This post is dedicated to my friend Madonna who always gets what she wants!

Should this even be up for discussion?

When fame knocks on your door, strange things start to happen, people are jealous and sometimes even cruel... My dear readers, I guess my genuine admiration for from the balcony has provoked my enemies and I am now compared to fictional characters! Can anyone really find any similarities to these pictures?

The three mouseketeers

Everyone, you would say, knows, thanks to Mr. Boyle, who they are, wouldn't you?... My dearest fans you have been mislead and I can no longer tolerate it!
Well, the time has come for me to speak, I have an obligation to you and to my art. They are certainly not Athos, Porthos and Aramis. I don't know who thought of those ridiculous names anyway!


Britney, Justin and myself (I just zoomed in on the lovely couple, that's why you can't see me). This is a picture that proves more than one point: We were the three mouseketeers, Mr. Boyle long before you stole our fame (and on those Academy Awards you had so many opportunities to say " Thank you Jenna!" )...
Britney, if I may add here, is 29!
For all those who have something to say about my age!...