Damaged Goods: Jenna is learning how to blog

Monday, May 4, 2009

Jenna is learning how to blog

My dearest fans,
First I would like to stress out that this is really me!
So please forgive me if I, due to my busy schedule, don't have the time to reply to the thousands of fan-mail I receive every day.

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Kenneth ParcellMay 5, 2009 at 4:04 AM
Let me help you Ms. Maroney
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Jenna MaroneyMay 5, 2009 at 4:16 AM
And a latte please Kenneth... I 'll be in my dressing room.
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Kenneth ParcellMay 5, 2009 at 5:46 AM
You mean a soy latte Ms. Jenna...
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Jenna MaroneyMay 5, 2009 at 5:57 AM
Oh... whatever!
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Some of my famous quotes...

Jenna: "I called 911. They wouldn't even connect with their celebrity service."
Jenna:"It hurts more than my foot botox to know that he's out there and I can't find him."
Jenna: "Hey, I've gotta miss an hour of rehearsal today 'cause I just found out from my publicist, I've been booked on The View." Pete: "Oh, Jenna, that's great. For the first time in your life, you'll be in a room full of women and you'll be the least crazy one." Jenna: "Ah, I know."
Jenna: "Liz, I'm just worried that I'm going to sound like I don't know what I'm talking about." Liz: "Would Sharon Stone worry about that?"
Jenna: "If the president is so serious about the war on terror, why doesn't he hunt down and capture Barack Obama before he strikes again?"
Jenna: "I'm on a crash diet to get back to my old weight by Friday." Liz: "Well, what diet is going to do that?" Jenna: "Oh, it's the Japanese porn star diet. I only eat paper, but I can eat all the paper I want, so..."

Damaged Goods

Monday, May 4, 2009

Jenna is learning how to blog

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All the things she said...

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Some of my famous quotes...