Damaged Goods: "Who are you?" indeed!!

Friday, June 5, 2009

I hope you enjoy!..
I know I did!

WaldorfJune 8, 2009 at 10:10 AM
oooooh this mos def looks good jenna. How come you are not in it?
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Jenna MaroneyJune 9, 2009 at 2:44 AM
Oh, I just needed a break...
The budget was low...
My agent sucks...
They didn't care for blonde bombshells...
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