Friday, June 26, 2009

Your secret's not safe with me!


"The late King of Pop pioneered dance moves that looked mechanical and weren't, like the moonwalk, and at least one that looked mechanical and was: The forward-leaning maneuver from his "Smooth Criminal" video. The secret is all in the shoes.

Trying to lean beyond one's center of gravity normally leads to a giant, awkward step forward to retain balance, so to achieve the 45-degree angle he wanted, Michael and his dancers used special shoes as well as a trick in the stage floor. When the time came for the move, a peg-like aperture would protrude from the dance floor. The heel of the dancers' shoes featured a triangular cut out that could be hitched onto the peg, anchoring the dancers to lean much farther forward, and thus blowing the world's collective mind. "

"It' s like spoiling the magic of Christmas to a child ", you would say... After all those years of wondering, I found out how he did it...
Don' t you wanna know too?

Smooth Move...

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Yes, the blond little girl is really me...

And he never touched me...

Thursday, June 18, 2009

Photo(sh)op


Mary-Louise Parker had regretted showing her breasts on Weeds' finale or so I had read somewhere. I could really sympathize with her! Fame is cruel and she's been exposed to paparazzi and critisism for so many years. I remember I was in my high-school years when Fried Green Tomatoes was released...
But I guess I got it all wrong. She regrets showing her breasts because she prefers exposing her ass!

Monday, June 8, 2009

Miles Away

My friend Madonna sent me this new video of her song "Miles Away"...
She didn't do anything special, mind you, just some editing...
Well, enjoy!


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Friday, June 5, 2009

"Who are you?" indeed!!

I hope you enjoy!..
I know I did!

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Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Bras de fer

I was never reprimanded like that! Do you think that's fair? My talent first and now my looks are not appreciated around here!
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And to set the record straight: I was about to marry Gerhardt Messerschmit Ramenstein Von Hap!
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