All that suiting-me-perfectly-color lipstick at least paid off: I look gorgeous!
Sunday, November 1, 2009
We are not dating!
All that suiting-me-perfectly-color lipstick at least paid off: I look gorgeous!
Wednesday, September 16, 2009
Ladies & Gentlemen be prepared for landing! (or should I say take-off?)...
After a long, sunny, relaxing summer one thing came to my mind! Sequence, feathers, beads, spotlights, music, singing! Ok, maybe more than one! And Diana is a pioneer, wouldn't you agree?
Please notice her outfit and back me up on this: Isn't it time Jenna Maroney added some class to that show?!...
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
From which balcony?
United Breaks Guitars
They should be thanking United for breaking their "Taylor" Guitar and sharing their profits...
Wouldn't I be perfect for a stewardess? I should be firing my publicist some time soon...
Wednesday, July 8, 2009
Associated Chairs
Tuesday, July 7, 2009
Friday, June 26, 2009
Your secret's not safe with me!
"The late King of Pop pioneered dance moves that looked mechanical and weren't, like the moonwalk, and at least one that looked mechanical and was: The forward-leaning maneuver from his "Smooth Criminal" video. The secret is all in the shoes.
Trying to lean beyond one's center of gravity normally leads to a giant, awkward step forward to retain balance, so to achieve the 45-degree angle he wanted, Michael and his dancers used special shoes as well as a trick in the stage floor. When the time came for the move, a peg-like aperture would protrude from the dance floor. The heel of the dancers' shoes featured a triangular cut out that could be hitched onto the peg, anchoring the dancers to lean much farther forward, and thus blowing the world's collective mind. "
Don' t you wanna know too?
Thursday, June 18, 2009
Photo(sh)op
But I guess I got it all wrong. She regrets showing her breasts because she prefers exposing her ass!
Monday, June 8, 2009
Miles Away
She didn't do anything special, mind you, just some editing...
Well, enjoy!
Friday, June 5, 2009
Wednesday, June 3, 2009
Bras de fer
And to set the record straight: I was about to marry Gerhardt Messerschmit Ramenstein Von Hap!
Monday, May 25, 2009
Make him chase the chunk!...
And when you see subtitles, you are a Star!
Comme moi!...
Friday, May 22, 2009
Excellent advice for a stunning figure!
I have a confession to make.
Before rumours start spreading, hear it from the horse:
I was on a meditating exercise. Lots of other famous people were there... But, I can't say more...
It was fabulous! We weren't supposed to speak for a whole week, which was rather difficult at first but then so "Children of a lesser God"!
Like a spa for my voice!
Anyway...
Here's a little something from my "better half":
Friday, May 15, 2009
Travis Davenport
Why are all the really cute men never credited, can anyone tell me?
Why do we keep their names (and numbers) a secret?
Yes, this is Audrey Tautou AND Travis Davenport people!
Height : 6'2"
Chest: 37.5
Waist:30.5
Men Shoe: 11
Hair: Light Brown
Eyes: Green
Travis has a twin brother named Brian who also is a model.
Can you imagine? If let's say, if, you get rejected, you have another chance!...
Thursday, May 14, 2009
My future boyfriend is now 1 year old...
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
Should this even be up for discussion?
Friday, May 8, 2009
The three mouseketeers
Well, the time has come for me to speak, I have an obligation to you and to my art. They are certainly not Athos, Porthos and Aramis. I don't know who thought of those ridiculous names anyway!
Britney, Justin and myself (I just zoomed in on the lovely couple, that's why you can't see me). This is a picture that proves more than one point: We were the three mouseketeers, Mr. Boyle long before you stole our fame (and on those Academy Awards you had so many opportunities to say " Thank you Jenna!" )...
Britney, if I may add here, is 29!
For all those who have something to say about my age!...
Wednesday, May 6, 2009
Bobby Brown, now I understand!...
As part of my training as an actress, I was taught the method of methods approach. Since I was cast for the part of Janis Joplin I have to be her during this preparation period. Imagine, my dear readers, my discomfort when I was brutally forbidden to drive Janis Joplin's Porsche 356 convertible, as part of my dedication to the part, this idol, my fans!...
Whitney Museum, I never expected this from you! This is what I get for singing "Greatest love of all" for my birthday!
Tuesday, May 5, 2009
The Japanese Diet
A friend of mine, a porn star, recommended it. Well if you have to know, it feels like anorexia but with it's benefits! I got photographed a lot and some strange rumors began spreading, which of course was fabulous! My publisher forced me to quit, when he realised it had become a trend with other celebrities. I don't wanna go there but since you are about to ask, yes it was one of the twins (I never can say who is who with these two), Richie's (supposed) daughter, Ford's extremely younger (and badly botoxed) wife, even gorgeous Beckham's untalented ex-Spice!
I have to go to make-up...
Monday, May 4, 2009
Jenna is learning how to blog
First I would like to stress out that this is really me!
So please forgive me if I, due to my busy schedule, don't have the time to reply to the thousands of fan-mail I receive every day.