Tuesday, May 5, 2009

The Japanese Diet

All of you know by now that I tried the japanese diet.
A friend of mine, a porn star, recommended it. Well if you have to know, it feels like anorexia but with it's benefits! I got photographed a lot and some strange rumors began spreading, which of course was fabulous! My publisher forced me to quit, when he realised it had become a trend with other celebrities. I don't wanna go there but since you are about to ask, yes it was one of the twins (I never can say who is who with these two), Richie's (supposed) daughter, Ford's extremely younger (and badly botoxed) wife, even gorgeous Beckham's untalented ex-Spice!
I have to go to make-up...


2 comments:

  1. But if your friend was a born star, miss Jenna, why would she need to diet?

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  2. But if you really would like to know more I did my research on television and I found this for you:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jc9YlQ0Bnu4

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